Nothing. Absolutely nothing. Since being in a relationship is the only important thing in life, single women just sit and stare at walls until a boyfriend pops out. Why would they waste time with friends, jobs, goals and hobbies?
“Is this your boyfriend?”
A single woman standing anywhere near a single man is always in danger of this awkward question. For the perfect example, watch the scene in Bridesmaids when Annie attends the engagement party. It’s perfect.
